The true stories of me

And four months into the job...

I feel like throwing my bleep against the wall everytime it goes off.

Especially when you get 3 pages within a span of 4 seconds.

Especially at 5am in the morning when I've only slept an hour.

This was me at some point during the last 2 months
You got that right...

...THREE bleeps!!

Ok i look constipated

Scratch that

And I haven't even begun my most stressful job yet!!

Thnking of using the training grant to buy a new computer next year

Option 1: Toshiba's qosmio f50

Option 2: Fujitsu's Xi 3650
Tough choices...